"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 15, 2022
The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.
After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.
by Ophelia Buns April 04, 2011
When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!
Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?
Noah: No, man what happened?
Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!
Noah: Radical.
Noah: No, man what happened?
Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!
Noah: Radical.
by Space Jesus March 19, 2016
by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020
squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
by clickr May 28, 2024
When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024