wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.

“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”

by retro boy November 13, 2020

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine

Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!

by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022