Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017

george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series

George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.

by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

Snow Bearding

The homosexual act of jizzing on another man's beard followed by zig zaging your dick through it.

"I went snow bearding last night and I think there is some Spunk still in here

by Nextode January 26, 2016

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018