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Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.
I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.
by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020
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Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich
"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."
by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020
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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.
What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”
by spicy mayo February 27, 2020
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Bathroom Trinity

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, shit, and cum all in one setting.
Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 12, 2020
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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
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bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
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