Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.

Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...

by Lava lamp July 26, 2016

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014

Banana Ribs

People who have soft and easy bruising rib cages.

Jenny: I barely touched his body and he had a bruise.
Tyler: Then that guy has some banana ribs.

by Whatwhatokman June 10, 2015

banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 19, 2020

Banana Burn

When you take a bong rip after eating a banana, and a burning sensation occurs in the back of your throat.

Damn I really wanna smoke but I just ate a banana... goddamn banana burn...

by The Pussy Destroya January 22, 2014