apple grinder

When a go puts it in a girls booty and then puts his sack in her puss

damn that ho just got hit up with an apple grinder and she loved it

by Ladies man October 6, 2004

Apple Fanny

inflamation and reddening of the female genitalia resulting in the area reminising that of a red apple.

"John where is Vera? Oh i dont know shes probably still in the bathroom sorting out her apple fanny!"

by elparko romano March 23, 2010

Apparently

A word typical used to describe an uncertain situation, commonly used by a sketchy or undecided person.

Apparently Leo jipped Herb out of a munchie!

by Leonard Burns February 1, 2017

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

angry at apple

Being duped YET AGAIN by Steve Jobs into buying one of his awesome-looking-but-otherwise-crap products (ie. the iPod), paying the equivalent of your first born just to get the damn accessories that you need to have or else your product would screw up (ie. wall charger for iPod, it lengthens the battery life apparently...or have I been duped AGAIN?), then having it screw up a couple months after, then facing their CRAP customer service representatives (even though they claim it's #1) who tell you that they lost your iPod while repairing it one moment, and the next moment tell you it's on backorder...then finally getting the damn thing back after six friggin weeks.

True story, it happened to me, unfortunately.

I was more than angry at apple for having unbelievably shitty service and products.

by *afterthought.cjb.cc* September 7, 2008

Apple

A failed computer software company with pissy fanboys that are angry that an underdog company took the title of monopolization over computer software from them and put the company 6-feet under. And don't complain because no amount of bitching is going to change the fact that a "mighty" software company is hanging on by a thread with a fuckin' Mp3 player. Once the ipod is finnaly outdone, the company will be dead.(Thank god i can finally stop hearing morons trying to defend somtething like this).

"Hey did you see that new iphone from Apple?"
"Dude, I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than by a $600 dollar fuckin' phone."

by Sean GE July 16, 2007

backwards apple

You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that shit. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass.

by Kaiser Wilhelm March 29, 2005