Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

by Just... January 25, 2022

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he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022

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Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

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Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.

Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?

by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022

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A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.

"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"

by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022

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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

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