five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

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48 hour freakout

The freak-out one receives within 48 hours of school starting.

Guy: Dude fuck man, I got a 4 page essay for tomorrow on the first day of school. I hate school so much i think I'm going to move to Canada.

Guy2: No dude relax, its just the 48 hour freakout.

by Sir Tokesalot August 26, 2009

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happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

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normal nigga hours

The time of day, typically from 3 pm to 9 pm, where males can be normal unlike hypebeasts or depressed boys.

Oh shit D'Quan, it's normal nigga hours! SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AND YOU NORMAL.

by Kodak420 August 11, 2017

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Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.

Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.

by DrFl3tch July 9, 2010

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