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Alyssa

A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019
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Alyssa

The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.
man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here
by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019
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Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020
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alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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Alysse

The most F-ing disgusting girl in the world. Usually covers her face in make-up just to hide all the acne. It doesn't help though because an Alysse is just another definition for the most rat looking, fat looking, stupidest blonde, who THINKS she is cool. Usually has a boyfriend who cheats on her constantly because she isn't lovable but demands things. NEVER have what you call an Alysse in you life & if you do KICK HER OUTTA YOUR LIFE FOR GOOD....!
Rob: Isn't that make-up SUPPOSE to cover up you acne..?"
Terry: "That's what you call Alysse. Most ugliest person in the world!"
by That Guy12324352 September 30, 2011
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alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic
omg its that bitch Alyssa!
by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017
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