Alysa

An amazing friend that will ask your preferred pro nouns everyday
(I'm genderfluid)

Her: "pro nouns?"
me: "they/them thx Alysa"

by Angels of death fan October 29, 2020

Alyssa A

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.

A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does

by Preraksoni December 19, 2021

alyssa

Alyssa is a girl. She is weird but beautiful. She often craves potatoes and likes to hang out with her friends. She likes her chums who are her only friends.

Did you see how beautiful Alyssa chum looks today?

by atpequine on IG April 16, 2017

alyzsa

A "pleasently plump" loud talking female that bitches all the time, lies and flops and then acts like the victim. But gives amazing wozzles and loves hard.

Youre acting like such an Alyzsa

by DopeDTee January 1, 2018

Alyssa

the most smartest girl you'll ever meet, considering im an alyssa. alyssa has a smart mouth but a pretty body, so watch what you say to her, or else. although she can be annoying, she can be sad and not want to be bothered. yes, she can be the best friend youll ever have, but she can get too attached. if you and her talk, just remember she is very sensitive. she also is the best at starting and keeping converations going on. just remember she is the brighest and smartest.

That girl alyssa over there is very good at starting coversations, should i talk to her

by itz.meunknown May 16, 2018

alyson

wey pussy by seth

wet pussy alyson has

by sd,jh December 12, 2018

Alyssa

I fucking love her. Alyssa’s I’m just telling you be happy don’t let anyone bring down your smile because I promise you that you are worth it and don’t even doubt it For one second. They are so kind and funny and always make everyone smile, they will go out of their way to make others feel special even if they are not worth it. Also I know that u want to be TIK TOK famous so I’m just gonna tell you , YOU WILL BE JUST KEEP GOING

Girl 1: omg ew it’s Alyssa

Girl 2: omg stop I love Alyssa because she is TIK TOK famous

by Hi I don’t know what to write September 9, 2019