Addie

Stupid, but pretty, blonde hoe who’s obsessed with harry styles

guy: hey addie! I’ve like you for a while now, can we date?

addie: no! i only love harry styles

by kwimftob1179 April 15, 2020

Comment addict

someone who is addicted to other people's comments on websites like youtube etc.

person 1: my name is bob and I'm a comment addict
person 2: bob really defined himself when composing this sentence
person 3: he is such a hoe
person 1: ***** ******* ***** ***

by Jellybean5473 March 2, 2008

Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.

Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*

by youraloser1 November 20, 2010

Urban Addictionary

A person that gets on the Urban Dictionary to look up one word. Then finds him/her self hours later still clicking on the (random) button.

My friends had an intervention for me. I have been on the Urban Dictionary for 5 days and they think i may have became an Urban Addictionary.

by mailtime4 May 26, 2011

Classic Addict

Classic Addict is a band from Columbus Georgia with a sound you can only describe as what Classic Rock, Alternative, Grunge & Southern Rock would be if swirled with Journey, Bon Jovi, Boston and 38 Special and sprinkled with All American Rejects, Blink 182, 3 Doors Down and Train.

Kickstart, their 2011 debut album, was released in April.

Classic Addict plays in many venus across the Southeastern US.

by cds-nnm September 13, 2011

Drug addict

Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

Did not Demi lovato was a drug addict

by tawanakatmoney October 3, 2018

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020