Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

West Ham

Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.

'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 14, 2007

ham fire

Ham thats on fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....

by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016

Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

hot ham

hot ham did you find a noter man?? said by simona

hot ham did you find...

by shf;adjf January 14, 2020

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021