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Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.
hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over
by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021
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women's soccer

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!
by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021
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Soccer

Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.
Warning: if you play soccer you are likely to endure multiple concussions
by Miss Lave Cake June 22, 2021
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Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 24, 2021
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Clitoris soccer

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
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