by Tatertotters May 11, 2014
Get the soccer holemug. A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015
Get the Bender (soccer slang)mug. The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
Get the Wannabe soccer girlsmug. Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Soccer gamemug. by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019
Get the kiss a soccer boy daymug. by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021
Get the Soccermug.