soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

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Clitoris soccer

euphemism for
cunnilingus

we had a killer clitoris soccer match

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013

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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 25, 2021

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soccer wee

Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."

During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."

by LemiWinkz October 08, 2023

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