A group of soccer-loving, friendship-building, joke-cracking, group of girls that will always and forever be there for each other on and off the field.
by superathlete1738 May 25, 2020
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Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
Get the Shit Paper Soccer mug.An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.
Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020
Get the Soccer mom mug.This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
Get the Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer mug.by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
Get the Clitoris soccer mug.The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.
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