by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person
Parker what the hell are you doing
by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in
by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016
