bean box

This is an insult comparing someone to a box of beans ,which is obviously useless, so it is used in situations were you wish to express your anger at the incompetence of someone or thing.
It is also less commonly known to be a vague theory to do with sound and manipulating its frequency in a unusual way using a machine called the been box, proposed by Baien Tomlin

''this car keep braking down it is bean box''

by 123james December 9, 2008

kike box

A derogatory term for television. Based on the perception that a greater percentage of Jews work in the entertainment industry.

On Sundays the family and I will sit around watching the kike box all day.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

Penalty Box

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.

Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major

by FishSlayr January 22, 2018

waz box

A waz box means, a man of the workshop

That man over there is a waz box

by john-dean rowley April 18, 2018

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008