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idfc

Idfk; I don't fucking care
When someone gives zero shits about what you just said to them, they could care any less, unless if its a joke. yes
"My crush will never like me back :("
"Idfc"
by uhmno, April 20, 2019
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Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun
"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Billy Idol

a badass to this day
All by Billy Idol:
Rebel Yell
White Wedding
Hot in the City
Don't You
Cradle of Love
Eyes Without A Face
Flesh for Fantasy
nuff said
by dominicthemasterofall78 November 6, 2012
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I'd give her one

Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.
Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.
by cs94njw February 8, 2017
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idiological

ADJECTIVE. Describes any and all things idiots can make sense of.
"Hey pa, it's an edumacational thang.. Edumacational is uh.. Idiological thang.. Likes me pa. Ain't that right?"

"Mhm son, igiolocidal."

Strictly speaking, the President's word 'nuculer' is easily idiological. It's no surprise who created it.
by PlayTrumpet January 1, 2009
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Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head
As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica
by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017
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Idiot Passenger Syndrome

The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.

Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.

Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
by hierophant January 16, 2006
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