German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

wow-out-loud

the process of being in awe of something or someone. and speaking the word "wow" aloud.

wow, you are amazing. you are making me wow-out-loud.

by Shoobs November 20, 2013

power of wow

PSW gang shit

U must be really good at the power of wow

by PSW Lifestyle January 14, 2019

wow

wow

wow

by bûmblebee December 6, 2021

Wow

Wow is a reaction with a suprising face! Or if your in that emo phase of yours like john over there! Hey john! Make an example!

Person 1: Yo!
Person 2: Yo whats up??
Person 1: Nothin much, But the ps5 lowered prices!
Person 2: Wow!

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Pow wow

Pow wow-Another definition for smoking a fuck ton of kush

Boy 1:you tryin to pow wow
Boy 2:what's pow wow
Boy 1:Smoking a fuck ton of kush
Boy 2:I'm down to pow wow

by Niggerbeater03(dont get offend February 13, 2019

Pow wow

A term used by men/fuck boys, letting the others know it’s time to get out of here. This usually takes place around girls, when wanting to leave and go hangout with a different group of girls.

(Her) yeah that was super fun.
(Her2) yeah it was!, what should we do now?

(Him) yeah for sure. (Looks at buddy) pow wow

(Him 2) hey I just remembered I have to go dog sit, so I’m gonna have to drop you girls off.

by Chocolate star fish whisperer December 7, 2020