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Work The Curb

To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.
Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.
by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 24, 2018
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Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 14, 2018
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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023
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daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things
Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018
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County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
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Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.
I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.
by kinigit May 11, 2017
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Semi-Working

Basically half working, have not. something that gamers do at school when they have a boring assignment.
Teacher: Luke, are you even working at all?
Luke: Uhh... I'm Semi-Working
Teacher: Fine, whatever.
by Ironic_Isn't_it_?_ June 13, 2016
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