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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023
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paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.
I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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goin to work

Absolutely dominating at whatever your trying to do
Dude: Bro I was goin to work on battlefield4 last night
by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017
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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
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Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.
I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.
by kinigit May 11, 2017
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work woody

A work woody is the class woody at work
Did you get what she said about sales results? No I was too busy hiddibg my work woody
by Mr.Prontissimo June 7, 2017
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Semi-Working

Basically half working, have not. something that gamers do at school when they have a boring assignment.
Teacher: Luke, are you even working at all?
Luke: Uhh... I'm Semi-Working
Teacher: Fine, whatever.
by Ironic_Isn't_it_?_ June 13, 2016
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