wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

by plasmafury May 25, 2010

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

wankel

ReCorrection: Felix Wankel invented A PISTONLESS ROTARY ENGINE, now known as the Wankel engine. It is a perfection of the original rotary engines, mainly used in airplanes. He did not invent the rotary engine, the same way that the Kimberly-Clark corporation (makers of the Kleenex) did not invent blowing your nose into something.

The Wankel under the hood of his Mazda broke down.

by Epsilon Rho Tau Omega March 22, 2010

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

wicked tuna

When a woman has extremely foul vaginal odor

Friend 1: Did you sleep with that girl you went home with?

Friend 2: I was about to, but she had some wicked tuna!

by theverybestneo July 31, 2015

Wicked Tuna

When engaging in heterosexual intercourse, the male participant will take a bluefin tuna and insert his penis in the fish. He will hump said fish until his penis is wet, slippery, and smells like a dead fish. Then he will rest the tuna down, and begin shaking his erect penis while the female participant scrambles to attach a string to his fishy dong. During this action, she will be screaming "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Listen here, nigga. I don't understand why you think it's funny that you call me gay. I literally pulled off a Wicked Tuna with my girlfriend last night. Eat shit, moron.

by choochiechomper April 30, 2019

coin wanker

one who participates in coin wanking.

That coin wanker won't stop coin wanking.

by Coin Action February 11, 2009