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Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson is a retired cartoonist, best known for creating "Calvin and Hobbes". He retired the strip to live a peaceful life of painting and such. He famously? was the subject of a song by Lemon Demon also entitled "Bill Watterson" in 2006 as a bonus track for his album Dinosaurchestra. It was later completed and put on the next album, View-Monster in 2008.
Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.
by TheJeffShow September 24, 2021
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Water Warfare

Water warfare is everything to do with water fights. Most people have participated in one, but if you really want to pwn, sites like Super Soaker Central and iSoaker.com have lots of information.
In most water fights, you simply run around soaking each other, but water wars can have rules. Some common organized games are Capture the Flag, One Hit Eluminates, Assasins, and Dueling

The most common weapon in water warfare are water guns. Other wepons include water balloons and buckets/cups.

The most popular kind of water gun is the Super Soaker. These water guns used to be amazing, shooting up to 30 oz per second! But currently a line called Water Warriors is producing better stuff.
by sharkfrommars April 10, 2011
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Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011
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water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.
Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
by SteelerPP July 8, 2012
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Waterbird

Someone who spends a lot of time at the lake or on the river. This person enjoys water sports and activities that surround water.
Girl: "I went to the lake last weekend and I am headed on a float trip this weekend."

Boy: "Enjoy your trip, waterbird!"
by Blondie5000 August 3, 2012
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Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud
Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub
by Infected toe man April 21, 2015
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Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.
by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016
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