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Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
by mem1 April 26, 2022
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bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.
Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.
by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016
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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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skibidi toilet premier watching

a large group of indivisuals who shank volleyball every so oftenand have certain memories of going to the beach, going on picnics, eating ramen, going to 哥哥 and 弟弟s house and have yet to watch the haikyuu movie, which ironically, is the whole reason for this group, and will loose their mother soon
skibidi toilet premier watching friendgroup is so cool lal
by ateaspilled April 28, 2024
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watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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