haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded May 27, 2018

Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 6, 2019

wanker

a really good looking person

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!

by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019