Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

by Us and the boys July 17, 2018

Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

George Walker Bush

Proof anyone can be president

"I used to say you have to be smart to be president until George Walker Bush"

by Gallagher2218 April 15, 2009

keiran walker

Full of shit.Has never told a word of truth in his life.Lives in a an imaginary world in which he is the star.Pretends to be paul walker,hugh jackman and keanu reeves.

"i picked up 12 girls in one night"

by kingoftheworld March 28, 2003

wackenhut

when you go to pizza hut & sneak into the womens bathroom & masterbate into your hand , then pay with money full of jizz.

The service at pizza hut sucked . Lets go give them a wackenhut.

by myke hunt November 17, 2006