Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025

fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.

Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.

by kam75xx August 22, 2025

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

weasel face

An 1980's tweaker gritting their teeth while orbiting their head in a clock like manner.

Look theirs a tweaker weasel face ing.

by Oddforusgump November 14, 2025

Wrestle the Fudge Weasel

Take a shit

After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Wrestle a fudge weasel

To take a shit

Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.

Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025