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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.
A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023
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bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.
Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.
by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016
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Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.
“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”
by smdsmdb February 4, 2024
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I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.
Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”
by mirlook March 5, 2024
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watch your back

Watch your back
It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.
by Watch your back December 13, 2024
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