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Porsche wanker 

Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise
Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....
Porsche wanker by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016

Cunting Wankers

British term for Americans and America in general.
Cunting Wankers by AnonFuckers January 9, 2009

FANNY WANKER 

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
FANNY WANKER by Joey February 15, 2005

Willy Wanker 

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.
Willy Wanker by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.
wanker by HAB October 25, 2006

emo wankers 

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool
Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.
emo wankers by Burrett July 6, 2005