Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

Vampire sex

When you’re having sex and your blood is being sucked. Could be by a human or vampire.

Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night

gurt: you sucked her blood

Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???

gurt: oh right.

by jansvamo December 7, 2025

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020

vampire hunters three

one of the, if not, the best games ever made on roblox. features a wide variety of character customization tools like over 15 hairstyles (i think), a buncha different eye sizes/shapes, pupil colors, and even voices. nearly buggless, but not perfect, creating a great experience everytime you join. no this game doesn't suck, it's amazing

oh man, i just can't wait to go home and play some vampire hunters three all day

by oofman9009 March 26, 2024

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022