Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017

vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

vagina slay

when someone is so hot

dude that gay looks so vagina slay tonight

by vaginaslaytonight December 23, 2021

Vagina rattle

An instantaneous sexual urge a woman gets which strikes from out of nowhere.

Rosie was sitting at her desk working on an important project when she was struck with a vagina rattle that made her start day dreaming of nailing a co-worker in the broom closet.

by GereE May 23, 2008

vagina tick

A tick on a vagina, someone who won't get off your female balls aka vagina.

Get out of my buisness vagina tick

Ugh, you ask to many questions you vagina tick

by Buttmole asspickle January 18, 2018

vagina rat

The point beyond sloppy seconds; a "vagina rat" scurries around after the crumbs left by other people.

Joss: "Dude, I heard John starting talking to Jenna."
Jake: "Yeah, he's always going after the girls I date after I'm over them, he's such a vagina rat."

by Jajj September 10, 2014

schrodinger's vagina

Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.

Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.

Denzel: I don't know about that.

Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.

Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.

by Vaginatologist May 1, 2016