Twat Bunny

(n.)

Usually refers to someone who is a fag, acts like a stuck up jerk, or someone you just want to rid the planet of, but is not evenly manly enough to earn a better insult.

Some one who steals a girlfriend may be referred to as a twat bunny.
Examples commonly found in high schools and colleges around the world. chzcrl

by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.

R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.

by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010

twat puffer

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.

You are such a twatalingous.

by bigmuskie July 4, 2014

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016