When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023
Get the twisted ladymug. when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.
by Tried!!! October 3, 2018
Get the John Tamonte' Twistmug. The ball twist is an ancient move that used to be move in a role of fighting. To do this move you would require 2 people against someone else as 1 person bends over the other person should twist there smelly nutsac releasing a awful stench to the 1 person knocking them out.
Person 1 : Quick bend over so I can do the ball twist!
Person 2 : Alright I haven't showered in weeks this will be good!
Person 2 : Alright I haven't showered in weeks this will be good!
by Official Urban Dictuary July 24, 2021
Get the Ball twistmug. What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
Get the The Finnish Twist Of Versatilitymug. John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds
by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023
Get the Twist-A-Rooniemug. A sitting helicopter where you hold your hand against the tip of your cock while moving it in a circle.
He's doing the Oliver Twist!
by IncognitoMan1 February 8, 2022
Get the Oliver Twistmug. by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023
Get the monkey twistedmug.