tunda

A reference to a long-forgotten art of playing DotA, jerking off, eating Haldirams and sleeping all the same time.

That Vipul was tundaing like a pro!

by Guru bhai May 1, 2011

tuner

A piece of crap foreign car made to look like a racecar. Usually piloted by some wigger. Typical add-ons include a giant wing that does nothing, a PS2 or XBox, tons of cheasy ground fx, a pathetic looking hoodscoop, all kids of window stickers for parts the driver doesn't own, and of course a coffee can looking muffler to make the car sound like an angry lawnmower.

Driver 1:Look at my Honda I'm bad homes I'm bad I drive a tuner.
Driver 2: Oh shut up everyone knows that chunk of crap used to be your grandma's grocery getter.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

Tubed

had plastic surgery,looks like a burned peice of rubber

bloody hell shes bare tubed

by Ellie lloyd May 19, 2007

tubed

Dont give a sh*t about guys; on to the next one!

Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy

i wish i was as tubed

by fndshcdjs December 3, 2010

Tune Whore

1. Someone who is always on the tune, and goes from person to person with it. In extreme cases, a tune whore may be tuning one person one day, and then may move on to another the next day.

2. Someone who, whenever talking to someone of the opposite sex (or whatever gender they are attracted to), will always appear to be flirting with or tuning them. This kind of tune whore will often deny it.

Girl 1: I met this guy called Tom at the well yesterday, and he was definitely tuning me... I think I'm in!
Girl 2: Hey! When I went to the well on Saturday there was a Tom who was tuning me, too!
Girl 1: Damn it! He must be a tune whore. I really thought he was decent...

by cacaobeansforbreakfastt April 28, 2012

tundis

Tundis is the square root of a schmuck

How could your dad fall for that? He’s such a tundis

by XDarkLight June 1, 2018

beer tune

A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.

"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.

Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"

by Big Pimpin RJ December 26, 2007