When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.
I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.
by RyanMP August 26, 2013
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by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007
Get the Sir Taintula mug.The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.
Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
by Gtome222 May 27, 2016
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My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022
Get the Colfax Taint Mulch mug.the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.
by foleyboard June 25, 2007
Get the bees taint mug.A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 8, 2014
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