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Goon

A person who is so stupid they cannot do anything, not even to save their life

some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face

Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
by Dont tell my school i'm here October 12, 2020
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Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025
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Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.
by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024
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rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube
by daveroid1 April 28, 2025
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