Nigga, thank you

exp.

1. The proper response to a service rendered when the server prompts Nigga-Please!.

2. A phrase used to combat Nigga-Please! in a sarcastic manner.

1.
"Can I git sum mo fried chicken?"
"Nigga, please!"
"Oh cum on, don't be liyk dat!"
"Aiight, hurr."
"Nigga, thank you."

2.
"Biotch!"
"Nigga, please!"
"NIGGA, THANK YOU!"

by Ron Cumberdale May 21, 2005

Please and Thank You

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).

Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!

by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015

thankee

a happy thank you.

Person 1: Great job on that code!

Person 2: Thankee :)

by Bungalow Bill February 17, 2002

Thanks Bitch

1) Any time someone does you a favor and you want to be a dick about it.

Matt Foss: "I brought the money my mom owes you."

Ian the Man: "Thanks Bitch."

by Ian the Man April 6, 2005

Thinksturbate

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

thinking cap

another synonym for a person's brain

use your thinking cap first, before doing something retargerous

by Sexydimma May 4, 2015

Hard of thinking

Like Hard of hearing except that it affects the brain rather than the ears.

"Why is there a set of keys in the fridge?"
"Oh, they're Tim's. He's a little hard of thinking."

by !Maj March 1, 2010