league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018

Table

THE BIGGEST BONER EVER

look at him he has a table.

by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people

oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table

by evivi February 1, 2022

Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.

I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!

by majhat October 4, 2016