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Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
mugGet the Banana Splitmug.

Three-way Split

A three-way of only girls.
Oh, look at that three-way split.
by ZT321916 August 6, 2022
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Banana Split

When a dick cums in between your boobs
by emynset July 19, 2019
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Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom
by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020
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