mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.

That guy has such a mufasa beard

by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017

kaitlynn beard

Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.

Kaitlynn beard: rude brat

Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.

by Raelee November 23, 2021

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013