english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

Teacher's pet

A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.

*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"

by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023

Teacher

Day care worker that has to fill out report cards

A teacher is a well paid babysitter with an extra job of report cards

by WallopingWalrus November 26, 2024

John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.

"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Lanor Teacher

Does not give 2 shits about their students and are mostly comprised of shitty twerps looking for a reason to legally TORTURE children, they also would sacrifice their students for fucking cup of coffee, the gym teacher talks slow as fuck, 90% of the teachers and bald pedo's and have no life. They are degenerates in the form of a adult.

man this "Lanor Teacher" is so good: no one EVER
Im So happy that I got this exact "Lanor Teacher": also no one ever

by Sporkk May 8, 2024

English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??

Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.

by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022