gooned

violent edging session

yo bro i gooned yesterday

by anonymous October 5, 2023

Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.

That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.

by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023

ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

goon

a nickname my bff made me!! his nickname is princess or pretty boy 😁👍

“shut up goon”

by trystan the goon November 22, 2021

goon squading

Acting wild asf

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road

by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019

Goon

Neave is Smells of garlic+onions+olives+nothing
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion

Ewww it’s a goon
Oh it’s neave

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019