Nuclear Edging

The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so

Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”

President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”

by Mebemax May 9, 2025

Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.

Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.

by RulerStick April 22, 2025

edge

getting very close to an orgasm just to stop right before reaching climax and letting the blissful feeling die down before repeating as many times as you can

my girlfriend said she was gonna edge me until i begged

by Margasha September 3, 2021

Russian edge

The “Russian Edge” is a masturbation technique derived from gen-z and their terms such as “Jelquing, Edging, and Gooning” to refer to different types of masturbation techniques. “Russian Edging” is when a sole or duo team inflicts a blast of cold from an ice cube or air dryer onto their scrotum while vigorously stroking their male genitals as fast as possible in the aim to survive for as long as possible without releasing semen or any type of excretion from the male genital. While “Russian Edging” ones scrotum must reach 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit the approximate freezing temperature before the masturbation may begin. Masturbation at this level may only last for a few seconds as the frozen scrotum forces semen to the urethra.

Hey Jeff, have you tried the new Russian Edge? If not let’s try it together some time, I’ve only held it up for 6 seconds.

by Will Johnson (Bear Slayer) March 29, 2024

Geographically Edge

The art of trying to overcome the frustration of a good connection with someone fun who lives on the other side of the plant.

Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.

Kieran enjoys attempting to geographically edge only the coolest of women.

by Key Rin April 18, 2025

Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.

Fuck the straight edge elite

by Xxxgrxxx March 9, 2021

edging

Edging is when you use a Rift in Fortnite, but at the last second you stop

Oh my gosh im edging, wait noo i finished

by Sikusz November 26, 2023