Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 12, 2018

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t

BOW TO THE BAGEL CULT

by quibblee May 4, 2021

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not

Bagels 🥯

by Jb0705 June 20, 2022