Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.

Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."

by RebelDroomzyD July 01, 2014

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Titty Pits

Refers to the crevice located beneath moobs where sweat and dead skin cells create a playground for bacteria, and can create body odor unlike any armpit.

"What's that smell? Are you wearing deodorant at all?"
"Yes, I am... *sniff sniff* Oh, it's my titty pits."

by LiLi Shmet May 23, 2010

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Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts

He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!

by Bella Baby 0143 July 02, 2013

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Titties Be Poppin'

Referring to a woman (or man) who has noticeably large, poppin' tits. Even with a shirt on, in which these fat tits are so big, they could even pop outa there shirt from just walking normally. Easier to tell if simeone has titties that may be poppin' if you see large poppin nipples.

Example no.1
You: so I heard from the grapevine that your Titties Be Poppin' , is that true?
Me: no, no, my tities are not poppin' , I pop the titties.
Example no.2
"Ive gotta say man, your girlfriends Titties be Poppin' tonight, I'm jealous!"

by Wizard P Titties January 12, 2018

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