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suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.
Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.
by texter0020 December 21, 2008
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Nigger text

The art of posers typing/texting in a faggot ass way because they think it's cool to be niggers. It is possibly the most annoying and intolerable way peopled have ever communicated in mankinds' existence.
Example 1-

Normal kid: "Hey dude are u goin' 2 the concert 2nite?"

Poser fag: "Y@y cuz f@ sh0. 1 b3 @t d@t sh1t f0 sh33zy d@wg!"

Normal kid: "Ummm I can't go anymore, your nigger text is intolerable."



Example 2-

Normal kid: "Hey baby what's up?

White chick:"H3y h0m3 b0i! Wut up w1t 1t?"

Normal Kid: " Aren't u white?...."

White Chick: "F@ sh0. Y u @ll b31n w31rd?"

Normal kid: "I can't put up with your nigger text.....fuck you"
by Atticus Kcliine April 30, 2009
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Bottom Text

by 69420keeanureeves March 26, 2021
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possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.
by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009
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shoot a text

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
by coalcase1 October 27, 2009
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U Up? Text

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to have sex with you and then continue to ghost you after they get the goods.
Omg, Ryan is such a dick! He sent me a “U up? text” last night, then after we met up to do the nasty he snuck out the back door this morning and I haven’t heard from him since!
by worlds#1Dad November 21, 2019
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