Tenure Troll

A university professor who has reached tenure, but loves giving anyone and everyone a hard time no matter what.

Man 1: Have you responded to Fran’s service ticket?
Man 2: Hell no! She’s probably being a tenure troll again.

by Woof22Woof October 27, 2019

tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.

Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!

by Rwhaha November 7, 2019

Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Tongue Run

A maneuver for sexual pleasure and excitement where a male slowly runs his tongue up a female's body, starting with it in her anus and moving it along over her vagina, stomach, between her breasts, up her neck, and ending at her mouth where the two make out.

Jack: What did you do last night?
Camro: I gave Lily a great tongue run and she just about exploded with excitement.

by That Guy Who Loves Girls February 17, 2020

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

tongue-huggie

When a guy and a girl makeout.

"Yo, I heard Emilia and Brock played Tongue-huggie in the bathroom yesterday"
"That's hot dude"

by Sock_81806 March 17, 2020

tongue-huggie

When a guy and a girl make out.

"Yo, I heard Amelia and Bruno played tongue-huggie in the bathroom yesterday"

"Aww shit that's hot"

by Sock_81806 March 17, 2020