Techinicological

Describes someone who can operate a computer with ease and is tech savvy, they never wonder about game systems and computers because they know about them

someone who is techinicological: What do you mean you need help to turn on a computer?!

person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.

by Saxaphoner September 22, 2009

tech addiction

Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.

Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

Tech Win

Used in the event of a device, gizmo, or gadget meeting or exceeding ones expectations.

Dude, a phone with voice recognition, built in satellite navigation, an 8.0 pixel camera, and a 1GHz processor? That’s a total tech win.

by Mattimus-Prime October 5, 2010

techfucked

Permanent unemployment due to the usage of humanoid robots in the workplace

Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"

by Precogni90 October 27, 2014

Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016

Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.

Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).

by trixmoto February 24, 2017

tech lead wages

Enough wages so you can afford 32 toilets

What's tech lead wages? - Rob

by notatechlead February 1, 2018