tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.

Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.

by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012

Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.

Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"

by BReady1989 November 19, 2015

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

tabagotchi

Tabagotchi is calling someone a fat virtual animal

Jack, you're such a tabagotchi!

by Yaboiistherabiestrabiever March 24, 2017

Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021