Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021

tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Sister Tom

The homosexual equivalent to an Uncle Tom. A homosexual who simply plays up to the stereotypes of how a homosexual is expected to act in order to gain approval.

After Robbie came out of the closet he keeps playing up how much he knows about fashion, but I really don't think he's even all that interested in fashion. He's such a Sister Tom.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Pratten

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘

Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again

by TomPratten February 8, 2020

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .

Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8

by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017