A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 07, 2022
by britballz69515234 March 13, 2021
tom wambsgans is my favorite babygirl
by St.Gregory April 21, 2022
Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx
Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!
by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021
by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003
by TomPratten February 08, 2020
When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .
Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design
*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design
*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017