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Tom Felton 

Plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
Tom Felton by Clairolina February 5, 2010
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tom delonge 

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
tom delonge by pie_guy May 28, 2006
To be above reproach in all things, or to be equally intelligent and beautiful. To be Tom Fahey is to be always right. Linked to a laidback cynical demeanor it cannot be encapsulated by mere gestures or attidus. To be Tom Fahey is a way of life.
OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.

I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
Tom Fahey by PropaPlopa May 18, 2011

Tom Jonesing 

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
Tom Jonesing by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

Tom Fuckin' Brady 

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady
He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there
Tom Fuckin' Brady by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off
noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro
Tom Cruise It by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018